A Joke

What do you call the annoying piece of skin around the vagina?
Women.

I went on a backpacking holiday with my husband.

On the first night I said, “I think there’s a monster under my bed.”

“Grow up,” he replied.

“No, really,” I continued. “It’s hideous.”

“Stop pissing about,” he snapped. “I knew it was a mistake letting you have the top bunk.”